`Prosaicified;here =)

08 October 2005

I still remembered my childhood. All fun interesting and bad. MOSTLY FUNNY

Primary one

I was too scared to go toilet because i was too afraid to ask the teacher. And so i would pee on my skirt, formin a yellow puddle on the seat at least once a week. The teacher was so tired of me that she suggested wearin a diaper. Great. Come to think of it this is embarassing. I remembered i shitted in class too. ONCE. But i didnt say anything and sat there till recess. Then i would faster run to the toilet with that thing dangling to and fro, swinging left and right as i run .. Yelch!

Primary two

i hate eating dinner. And so everyday when i was havin dinner at home, i would do the same thing. At that time i was still living at the 3 storey semi-detach house. Dinnertime came. i would pretend to eat, tryin to swallow. Few mins later i would start shoving huge mouthfuls of food into my mouth like a hamster, den i would chew and chew. Den, i would pretend i need to go toilet and run up to the 2nd floor toilet. I spat everything out. Then i would flush it down 2 times. For the rest of my unfinished portion i would either do the same thing or pretend i left something in my room and would run all the way to my room's toilet which is at 3rd floor.

Well that went ok until one day. I thought everything was fine and i was tired of running up and down up and down. So i spat it in the kitchen's bin and used tissue paper to cover it all nicely. My mother dont know. Until she wanted to throw something and she scolded askin which one of us used so much tissue. Den she saw the chewed up food. All in the dustbin. Uh oh. She was so indignant that i was made to kneel on the plastic alphabets from 8 plus to 12 plus in the night. So i kneel down in the living room all alone with no lights and my maid was in the garden doin her stuff. I cried alot. oooh.

That is the living room. i knelt in front of the tv. I remembered everything.

Primary three

My maid brought an indian man home. INDIAN??? constuction worker?? Even worse. my mother went down to her room to take something and the door was locked. So my mom asked her to open up. I was tgt with my mom. She took quite sometime to open. Then, my mom went in and smelt something smelly( its true! im not being racist here). so she asked my maid whats that smell. My maid shook her head. Then my mom saw her nipples. I mean she wasnt wearin bra underneath her shirt and it can be seen clearly. My mom thought something was wrong. So she went checkin in every nook and cranny. She opened the cupboard and screamed! At a pair of black legs. She really went hysterical. My dad who was in his room could hear it all the way up on the 3rd floor and came crashin down the stairs. Carrying a samurai sword. ( we had two ancient ones)HAHA. i was really giggling at tat time. That man was made to kneel down in front of him(and the sword) and my dad was so fierce towards him. He was so petrified, he thought my dad was going to kill him. The rest of the incident i dont remember cus i was too bored stayin there hearing them talk. The indian man was speakin too fast i couldnt hear.

The list goes on and on till now. Includin meeting flashers thrice perverts countless times and other incidents..

10:32 PM
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