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MOOSHBONBONS



25 October 2005

Jasmen and i went clarke quay last nite and we had a boat ride. So wonderful! especially when it is nite time. HAHA. thanks sweetie!! And i ate alot. This suck although i get to eat lots of great cool stuff but that would mean gaining extra pounds.






THE STEPS
THE VIEW

UH.

MADNESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

ABSOLUTE MADNESS. I was just tryin to get my digicam back and i wasnt tryin to enhance my bust. (it is an illusion if u know what im talkin bout.)


10:32 PM
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23 October 2005


Shiny and i went sentosa yesterday which is a friday. Quite empty, the funny part is when we first went into the water, she got stung by the jellyfish and this little red F word appeared on her thighs. HAha. Dont know what the jellyfish is hinting.

Teffa the little girl

Shiny my fren

How empty it is on fridays ( ignore the guy)

Me and shiny

Shiny at work again

THE F

Damn funny.

The F words can be seen clearly. after she got stung her blood vessels starting popping out. But anyway the lifeguard that applied the cream for her is cute, so its no loss to her. HAHA! She is so gonna kill me for sayin this. anyway i got sunburn instead of tanned. Nvm its still goood.


12:49 AM
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19 October 2005

Would somebody kindly donate a few pints of their blood to me. I am currently running out of it this MONTH. Massive blood loss I hate it. Accompanied by unwanted cramps and bloatness. Yeah thats what im talkin about. Why do i have to be a girl ooh. My blood type is Ab+ , i think. Something to do with the B.

Im glad i passed my gp since rumors had it that only 37% of the cohort passed gp. And so far this is the best GP results i got. 50%. OOh.

10:41 PM
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13 October 2005

Today is ho-hum day.

It was until this morning that i knew i had to go on stage to help in the prize-giving ceremony.I was wearing yellow socks(not allowed) and its like the principal would be standing next next to me to give the prizes. (J2 graduation day)

ohh my.Thats not all. The worst is, i had to stand for 3 hours. And its like so hot on stage. The orange lights? Horrid.

And i hate cabbies. AGAIN. Dont know the difference between straight and left. I mean not knowing right and left is understandable but... Left and front? So he made a HUGE(emphasise) U- turn. By going all the way in front and not after the third traffic light, then is he willing to finally make a U-turn. Stupid cab. DRIVER. Worst is, he just has to make a stop at every traffic light. I think he is trying to wait for the traffic light to turn amber. Den he can stop with some valid reason. What the hell. Its not like the recent price hike of oil has affected cab drivers like that. They use diesel, not leaded or whatever petrol you call it. Big deal, why do they have to exploit consumers by doing such retarded stuff. I detest you cab drivers. Let me drive!! PLEASE! I am of legal age but i fall short of the blue-green card that says i have a license.

Sickening. Cab drivers should gag gag puke puke vomit vomit die dead HELL. Luckily the thought of a shopping spree tomorrow with my best friend and THE sentosa trip on saturday makes me all bubbly and warm and high. I still detest cab drivers.

9:54 PM
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08 October 2005

I still remembered my childhood. All fun interesting and bad. MOSTLY FUNNY

Primary one

I was too scared to go toilet because i was too afraid to ask the teacher. And so i would pee on my skirt, formin a yellow puddle on the seat at least once a week. The teacher was so tired of me that she suggested wearin a diaper. Great. Come to think of it this is embarassing. I remembered i shitted in class too. ONCE. But i didnt say anything and sat there till recess. Then i would faster run to the toilet with that thing dangling to and fro, swinging left and right as i run .. Yelch!

Primary two

i hate eating dinner. And so everyday when i was havin dinner at home, i would do the same thing. At that time i was still living at the 3 storey semi-detach house. Dinnertime came. i would pretend to eat, tryin to swallow. Few mins later i would start shoving huge mouthfuls of food into my mouth like a hamster, den i would chew and chew. Den, i would pretend i need to go toilet and run up to the 2nd floor toilet. I spat everything out. Then i would flush it down 2 times. For the rest of my unfinished portion i would either do the same thing or pretend i left something in my room and would run all the way to my room's toilet which is at 3rd floor.

Well that went ok until one day. I thought everything was fine and i was tired of running up and down up and down. So i spat it in the kitchen's bin and used tissue paper to cover it all nicely. My mother dont know. Until she wanted to throw something and she scolded askin which one of us used so much tissue. Den she saw the chewed up food. All in the dustbin. Uh oh. She was so indignant that i was made to kneel on the plastic alphabets from 8 plus to 12 plus in the night. So i kneel down in the living room all alone with no lights and my maid was in the garden doin her stuff. I cried alot. oooh.



That is the living room. i knelt in front of the tv. I remembered everything.


Primary three

My maid brought an indian man home. INDIAN??? constuction worker?? Even worse. my mother went down to her room to take something and the door was locked. So my mom asked her to open up. I was tgt with my mom. She took quite sometime to open. Then, my mom went in and smelt something smelly( its true! im not being racist here). so she asked my maid whats that smell. My maid shook her head. Then my mom saw her nipples. I mean she wasnt wearin bra underneath her shirt and it can be seen clearly. My mom thought something was wrong. So she went checkin in every nook and cranny. She opened the cupboard and screamed! At a pair of black legs. She really went hysterical. My dad who was in his room could hear it all the way up on the 3rd floor and came crashin down the stairs. Carrying a samurai sword. ( we had two ancient ones)HAHA. i was really giggling at tat time. That man was made to kneel down in front of him(and the sword) and my dad was so fierce towards him. He was so petrified, he thought my dad was going to kill him. The rest of the incident i dont remember cus i was too bored stayin there hearing them talk. The indian man was speakin too fast i couldnt hear.

The list goes on and on till now. Includin meeting flashers thrice perverts countless times and other incidents..


10:32 PM
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Went on shoppin spree with jasmen! And exams havent ended yet. But nonetheless, we went on a shoppin spree. Buyin all my stuff. Haha.The only funny thing that happen today was in the mrt. The mrt was so crowded, so i did the ultimate. I took jasmen's hand and shove in in and in. Well, not in a rude way, i did say excuse me. And i didnt know that while we were using our hand as the 'road divider', his thumb was actually stickin out. And so, i didnt know and continued edging front.Then this man suddenly turn around and stare at jasmen. reason? His thumb shove right into the man's butt crack. HAHAHA. i didnt know untill jasmen finished laughin and told me bout it. Hilarious. We keep laughin and talkin bout it i think even the man was too embarrassed to stand near him. Den while we were walkin out of the mrt, somebody touched his butt. Jasmen's. Is this known as sweet revenge?

10:21 PM
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06 October 2005

TO MOST OF THE CAB DRIVERS.

GET A LIFE.

What is the cab for when u cannot even flag a damn cab that is not even hired? HUH. On the day of my exams at 637 I have been tryin to flag for a cab to school. GUESS WHAT. I din even get to board any. NOT ANY AT ALL! I waited till 713. And so, thanks to you inconsiderate simpletons, I was nearly late for exams. And my transport? MY DAD. Huh.

I stood there stupidly, thinking there might be available cab. And I let the bus I could have board pass by me. 5 TIMES. And for how long I stood there? 36 mins!!!! SEE THIS. Its not 10 mins or 12 mins. It’s a friggin` 36 mins! How dumb. Please Cab drivers have some freakin horse intelligence. You see teens in uniform flaggin cab in the morning, it means they are late. So ask yourself, ‘Are you able to get him/her to school on time?’ and not ‘ should I fetch him/her’?


Your job is to ferry passengers to their destination. BY THE SHORTEST WAY POSSIBLE. Its in the consumer's interest since you are suppose to serve us. AND, dont argue when passengers tell you which way to go.

CONVERSATION BETW ME AND CAB DRIVER

ME: uncle can you please go by yio chu kang road?
DUMB: cannot, i want to go straight. I am going straight then go by seng kang way.
ME: uh, i think go by yio chu kang way.
DUMB: why? i going straight! Its faster!
ME: but i always go by yio chu kang road, i think you better go by that way.
DUMB: what for? its the same what. ( he proceeds to yio chu kang road. AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID LOUDLY, " GO HERE ALSO JAMMED WHAT! WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!SEE LAH NOW JAM. TSK!" and he gave me this irritated look.

what the hell. its peak hour hello?!and i tell him its much faster. The customer is always right! Bear with it. Its not like i never take cab before.( i went by the sengkang way before and it cost 2 over bucks more!) Want try cheat little girls eh.


All in all, Incompetent cabbies are contemptible
.

11:31 PM
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20 September 2005

Same thing happened today. It was just so great in Mac lah. Everybody turned and look again when we srjcians stepped into Mac. I think it has something to do with srjc. If not why would they stare at us and start pointing and talkin? Right? Righto. So great. Today i was wearin brown instead of green contacts.( refer to entry dated 13092005) So reason on why they keep staring? Must be the srjc uniform. Must be.

When we walked out, this whole bunch of PLMGS girls(again) stared and started talkin hushin and whispering. MADNESS. They are so bonk bonk can. HAHA.

Declaration : They are Absolute Irritants of Kovan's macdonalds. Poke their eyes out! (like what samantha and mingmin said)

4:16 PM
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19 September 2005

Mingmin sprayed perfume into my eyes today. Its smarts. It stings. Its pain. Thanks mingmin. For giving my eye the shock it needed to wake me up. Haha.


Therefore i conclude.

Mingmin = Danger

11:58 PM
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17 September 2005

My brother is quite dumb to run around the field that is 3 and a half times of my school track field just to make a kite fly when all he could is just stand there and tug the kite. And he was quite stupid enough to be standin near the trees so that the leaves could have a taste of the kite and catch hold of it, never letting it go. So my brother stood under the tree and stared. He stared real hard, hoping the branch would snap or the tree would have mercy on it and let it go. ohh my. That was the first kite. He had two. Smart. And dumb again. Same thing happened. what else can i say?

He went to the field with two kites with a happy smile on his face and came back with none plus mosquito bites and a extremely sulky face. So i stood there and laughed at his stupidity. ( i could see every action of his from the kitchen window.)

5:16 PM
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15 September 2005

Short entry today. Quite busy.

Got caught for sleepin in econs lecture today. The teacher asked me to stand up. HAH! so funny can. And yesterday went to meet the DM got this stupid meddlesome yeo li lee(wateva her name is) called me and said, ' qinglin! come here. YOU! (Pointing at my eyes)HAVE.GREEN.EYES! blah blah blah. she is so dramatic. cant stand her. and today she was lookin for me. lucky i din have the luck to bump into her. HA.

CONVERSATION

YEO: wheres your fren?
SHINY:which fren? i have so many frens.
YEO: the green eyed one.
SHINY: who? i dont have any green eye frens.
YEO: the one who has attitude problem and sat beside you during the meeting with the DM.(i dont have attitude problem. she is a great liar. ha.)
SHINY: oh her, i dont know.
YEO: tell her im lookin for her.
SHINY: ok, but she is not wearing green contacts, she is wearing brown today.

HAHA! funny conversation lah. i tink the teacher is pissed can. wateva. tmr i wear specs in front of her! see what else can she say. except for my earrings... or maybe attire.. maybe colored socks tooo. who cares.

11:50 PM
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13 September 2005

OHH i just got molested by a bug. Again. Whats new?The beetle flew into my pants. After what happen this afternoon. So whats new? NOTHING. oooh.

9:37 PM
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Today has been an interesting day and an educational one instead of unlucky. OOOH wana know what exactly it is? HAH! Plain interesting.

1) This morning i went to school. Just one stop before my school's bus stop, the bus driver ask us to get out. Every single one. Why? Cos the door couldnt close. And why couldnt the door close? The door is lousy. And why isit lousy? The technician/mechanic was lousy.Enough of whys and lets move on. So never mind.We had to walk to school and were late as a result.

2) After school, jasmeen mingmin aniza and me went to mac to eat. Alot of yuying sec students are there, all the bengs and lians. So we walk past them and sat down. We went to order our food and as we were walkin back, we had to walk in one line as there was limited space. So, as we walk past, every single one of them commented on us. Like this one ok that one quite pretty and so on. What the. Like we are some SPECIMENS put on display awaiting their masters to take them home. Thats not the worst. We sat down and eat and pranked around and stuff. Like one hr later, they were gone. In the meantime, there were like several other cliques gossiping bout us.We practically dont even know them! Nevermind, as we stood up , they looked at us. Several diff groups. Wow are we that prominent. As i walked past, these particular PLMGS girls said,' there there the green eyes one.'(according to what jasmeen said) Ya ya so what if my eyes are green? Big fuss. We stood there preparing to leave and really its like the entire mac patrons just HAD to see how we leave all that. Mingmin was so irritated that she whooped, 'whats wrong with all of you?!' Then we walked off. That seriously caused alot more stares. I swear after this green contacts expire after a month, im never going to wear it again.Green attracts bad luck and i can do without it.Thankyouverymuch.

3) On my way home i was boarding the bus when i felt this hand TOUCHING MY BUTT. I went all the way back to sit down and i saw that it was this oh-my-god pathetic lower sec boy!! Like boy ah how freakin old are u and who taught you to touch the opp sex's BUTT! Okay so that isnt too bad cus maybe it was an accident. I sat at the very back and he sat diagonally in front of me where i can see him clearly. So..... throughout the journey he just HAD to keep turning his head around to freak me out with his stare! Hello little boy im like too old for u. Could somebody like please slap his face and tell him to stop turnin around to LOOK at me? I was so irritated that i gave him a staredown but he doesnt get the hint. The worst is, i discovered a terrible secret. He MASTURBATES at such a young age. How would i know? He practically had his whole hand in his right pocket and its like moving.... uh... vigorously? Sorry to describe it in detail but i had to! Gross gross gag gag puke puke dies dead heaven. I think he is a 19 year old pervert in disguise. Must be. Probably the same as cedric. (cedric wanted me to include his name inside as he was mentally with me at the time of the incident.You got it! Your role. HAHA) Perv perv perv absolute PERVERTISED living thing!!!!

These 3 incidents made me realised.... how green attracts a variety of living things. OOH. You want to be educated, wear green.Learn new things every single day. Lookin forward to it for one month.

4:21 PM
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11 September 2005

Jessica simpson is pretty but brainless. Albert einstein is canny but haglike. She is female and he is male. everything just doesnt fit in nicely. Elite supermodel strutting on stage, Legs? Nice. Figure? Nice. Face? Nice. Boobs? NOT!(thats if guys ever notice) Still, they are the elite models. We never see perfect people. Perfect life. Perfect everything. Paris hilton? Maybe. NOT. No wonder people always lament, Nobody is perfect or whatever shit.

7:30 PM
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I dont know what to do with my life. Studyin is torturous and exams dominate my life. Oh. Life really suck big time. How many more days to promos? 18? 19? what the.. And i dont know where to start how to start and what to start on. Why do people even exist. At least make me some albert einstein with a pretty face or what. HAH!

7:26 PM
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07 September 2005

Some losers have been impersonating as me in IRC and giving out my phone number. LIKE HELLO!?? Do i even look like i go into irc to search for whatever despos there are there? (this is not even supposed to be a question since it is OBVIOUS that i dont go there)

Desperados have been msging me askin me for sex? LIKE DUH. Told them to fuck off but they are just too dysfunctional to get the message. Brain dead or they just simply dont want to get the fuck off message into their puny brains. One - 'melvin' two - 'edison' three - some 39 year old bangala who was divorced and i cant remember the others.

I DONT GO IRC. Not in the past not now not in the future. Except probably when i turn into an old hag with wrinkled skin and boh geh teeth. NOT.

I told them im old fat ugly and abit retarded, im married so fuck off. (paradoxical but.. whatever.) They still replied back, how much? HA!

Get into your head guys! *POKE POKE POKE !!! F*CK *FF( buy your own vowel A, E, I ,O ,U)!

10:57 PM
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06 September 2005

Does my existence affect you so much that you have to gossip about me? You're such a FLOP. In a blog too. I must be of great importance that you have this irresistable urge to talk about me. Hah! Nothing else better to do except to boost your pathetic self-esteem by lamenting about others. How clever. Losers gossip so much and just want to fabricate stories and make it sound so detestful. ( If your heartbeat is pulsating at the speed of 'whatever' , YOU are condemned of being one of the vermins.)

10:52 PM
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I always get the feeling whereby 'Beings' UP THERE are playing THE SIMS 2. Or 3. Maybe 4 or 5 or 6 and so on.. As in we are the animated dumb figurines in their game. Command! We die or survive. Command! We get lucky or die.Command command command!!Oooh like some sex slave (which in this case there's no sex involved). They depict our future and what is going to happen to us. I might be a sweeper. MIGHT. (which i dont think it will EVER happen. Not to me though).

SO? what should we do? nothing! Except play THE SIMS 2, and get the kick out of us playin the animated games. How ironic. I hope the beings up there make me look sexier, prettier, cleverer and all the sugar and spice available in this intergalatic space!!( please note that im being delusional here and take no heed of what im tryin to say. ) OOOH.

i hope i hope i hope and i hope! Hope is just an empty feeling lah. Hope this hope that. IS IT GOING TO EVER HAPPEN?

6:36 PM
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04 September 2005

He was a white indian. YEAH. That makes me even more guilty. He is not those kinda construction worker or those kinda Dirrty indians. He had this kind of business look. A white indian. Wow. like so handsome like that you know. saddening. The moth is gone. I think. Thank god.

Im learning pirates language now. Blimey! The white indian has gone to Davy Jones's Locker. Arr! Scuppering `barnacles!!

20 something more days to promos! SCUPPER!

Laterr.

10:12 PM
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03 September 2005

Im too scared to bathe or even stay alone in my house. That indian seriously freaked me out.I had to ask my mom if she is at home before going home. i would stay out till somebody's home. Sounds dumb but i dont care. Please dont haunt me. Especially that moth that i keep seeing outside the main door.

Believe it anot. My mom told me that a wee bit of the guy's bloody brain was splattered on the wall near the floor where i stay. Can see it. But this morning my mom asked the cleaner to washed it away already.So its doubly eeewww with a capital E. Brain? Yuck.

11:46 PM
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31 August 2005

PLEASE READ! IM SO DISTURBED BY IT!

This is one story i have to share. My own personal experience.Horrifying for me.
I could have saved a life. Today, 31august2005.

I was walkin home after the teacher's day celebration. Den i walked past this indian guy who was sitting so forlornly at the shelter there. I looked at him as i walk past and we had eye contact. i thought he was waiting for someone so i didnt care. Later after i bathe, i walked towards my kitchen and just stepped into the kitchen when i saw him again. This time he was just walkin to and fro on the field facing my window. I was kinda stunned when i saw him.Cus its like a hint or something like that. Sixth sense? maybe u could say it that way. He looked so troubled.

He had his head down. i dont know why i.... I JUST DONT KNOW WHY i suddenly had this gut feeling that he is going to do something. I Just had this thought flashin past my mind. I was thinkin, ' why is he so weird? dont tell me he is going to commit suicide. should i help him? think better not. What if he was just takin a stroll? i would look so stupid if i had walked up to him askin if he was all right.' I din take wat i was thinkin seriously. so i just walked away.

I still remember the time. it was around 11am in the morning. After that i went out to meet my fren at 12pm like that. Den, at night around 7 plus at nite i called my mom. The first thing she said was, later when u come home dont walk past the void deck under the kitchen area there. i asked why. She said somebody committed suicide. I immediately thought of the man. I literally froze there and was so dumbfounded. I asked my mom if he was indian and wearing white pants and white top. She asked me, How you noe?! i said shit, i just saw him this morning.
My mom said his head smashed to bits and alot of blood was splattered everywhere. Just below my house.

Imagine, how i could have helped him. At least if i went up to him and show concern for him, at least he will feel comforted that somebody in this world still cares for him.He might not have committed suicide. JUST THINK!I feel so responsible for his death and guilty! I just saw him today and i could have helped him.

I was so scared stiff typing this post. I cant help thinkin i had eye contact with him just this morning and i feel goosebumps all rising. Chill down my spine. And cold. I could have helped him.

I really regret not helpin him earlier. I keep having flashbacks of me standing at the window lookin at him, i had this gut instinct that he was going to commit suicide. And now im so troubled by it.People readin this may feel that it is no big deal and committing suicide incidents happen almost everyday. BUT, wait till u get this feeling whereby u could have helped him but you din and let him fall to his death.
Im too afraid to go home. for the time being.

Im so sorry.

8:34 PM
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30 August 2005

Dumb day. HAD to bring my younger bro out together with jasmen and me. DUMB lah. Baby sit him. P6 still so... speechless. but quite fun bringin my little kid bro out since he's been like cooping up at home like a nerdd and im like the angel bringing him out to see the world. Oh so dramatic. Makes me feel so accomplished to make him happy. HAHA. Geeky geeky geeky brother. eeew.Getting the chance to sit on the top deck of the double decker bus seem like he is in ooh lah land. sheesh. Its just a bus! Just a box on wheels!! kids these days..Fortunate enough to have a chauffeur. Which in this case is my daddy. Everytime so free like that. Other then going overseas almost every week, he spends the time in S'pore chauffeuring the lazy bro and mom. except me. He dont want to fetch me. MEAN.

Promos comin and im so stressed mentally even though im slacking! maybe im still not doing anything that's why im stressed! Thinkin so much fagged me out. Its not that i have a blase attitude towards studies or what, just that im too bummed. Bumming around not serious at all. Still so nonchalant bout it. I DONT KNOW WHY!!

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29 August 2005

today hasnt been much of an interesting or exciting event or whatsoever. Just that during pe we played basketball. the JAMQ. =)) Haha. 4 girls playin basketball. so dumb. and antz jus want to be so good in it. 3 girls against the mighty antz. can die. so excited over it. after that we went to eat ice cream and antz jus want to stick her finger in the new ice-cream-stick-gone-come-the-holey-stick-in the finger-STICK.Dont bother understanding what im sayin. Only the JAMQ knows. And MM cried today. so unexpected. all bcus of her best friend's story. so touchiing rites. The wonderwoman actually cried. OOOOH.

Laterr.

10:46 PM
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28 August 2005

A cockroach flew past my face! This huge vile beast is dominating my home!(only for this few minutes!My dad killed it squashed it minced it to pulp and drank it) I absolutely have to post THIS!! I hate cockraoches. they are the absolute disgusting ever THING that ever live in this world i hope all of them would just drop dead and die a horrible demise.

START A CAMPAIGN TO ANNIHILATE ALL COCKROACHES!!!! Absolute revolting pests that makes me squirm even thinkin of them. No, even when im not thinkin of them, 'they' ARE still abhorrent, abominable, grody, gross, horrible, horrid, loathsome, nauseating, noisome, obscene, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, rotten, sleazeball, sleazy, vile gargoyle!!!

No wonder they had the name COCKROACHES, which in my dictionary, means COCKED up ROACHES!


I really detest 'them' they should be abolished to intergalactic space!!! No, they shouldnt even exist in the first place! OOOOHhhh how i hate them! Please cockroaches, Dont.. i repeat, DONT ever patronise my home again! There's nothin here for you to eat or shop or do watever you do here. One specific example, (except) SCARING THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

Resolution : Step on any cockroaches i spot. DIE cockroaches, DIE!!!!

9:50 PM
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The ghost, was so intimidating. Spookin us when we were all huddled in our seats watchin The wishin stairs. Boo! there goes her brother again. Popping out of nowhere and getting the excitement with the sucession of scaring us and seeing us jump six foot high. Then poof! there he goes again.

Hi jin-hyung and soo-hee, the lesbians who acted so lovingly. Dont come and haunt me please. Even though i enjoyed scaring mingmin alot today. Jolyn was lucky she didnt come so early, or she would have been badgered by me too. Aniza couldnt make it. What a pity. Today's cookie monster incident was so funny. Mingmin just had to play 'space invaders' with the cake mixer. She is so good in makin the batter, it just had to fly up and down left and right in and out. (okays not so exaggerrating but somewhat like that) Good job mingmin. I was smart enough to bring extra clothings, Goodness knows what might happen when the Wonderwoman gets hold of her cake mixer.Storm and Rogue could die a horrible death. She and her brownish tenacious ammunition.

Storm enjoyed catching the amunition, flyin here and there with her oh-so-lovely-costume, plopping and sizing them up on the metal tray. While i was standing there, enjoying and comtemplating.

Altogether hand-in-hand, they managed to finish 4 cookies, with 3 or 4 extra cookies for them to kidnap.

After that incident, they lived happily ever after.

THE END.

9:08 PM
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I dont really post everyday so.. ya.

Im sitting on my bed typin this post(since we are supposed to meet at 11am and the others will reach at 12 plus) before going over to mingmin's house to join aniza jolyn in bakin of the teacher's day cookies.HAHA. 4 girls in one kitchen bakin few batches of cookies. hilarious. we r so gonna mess up her kitchen. Den after that we gonna watch the wishing stairs. oooh. hope MM wun get frighten after the sakae incident and the upside-down-red-dressed-lady-walkin-on-her-hands-outside-the-lift thing. maybe we will scare her after the movie. Fun. so till then..

Laterr.

11:19 AM
BUMMED`Prosaicified; `kissing my ass



26 August 2005

This is my absolute first posting and i know absolutely nuts bout it. SO..... im enlisting the help of angela!! The greatest.. at blogging. Today is..hmm.. 26 august 2005. I seriously know nothin about bloggin and what i write inside.

Its abit dumb since, its something like a tool that enables YOU to talk to yourself. So its a self communicator device. something like tat eh? I dont know what to write. *YAWNS ALOT!!! Today has been a boring day. Except that i skipped lessons and went out of school at 11 plus, pretending im one of the j2 students.

Absolutely moronic to have security guards in our school. What is it? A swanky condominium? What bout the cameras being stationed behind lt5, capturing students climbin into school? lucky i was not caught on monday. At least i found another sneak-in way, i tink.

9:00 PM
BUMMED`Prosaicified; `kissing my ass



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